Dont stop wondering
Tiffany Nguyen, 19, bitches. Cupertino Class of 2012. High School Graduate(:"Sometimes, things fall apart so that better things can fall together"
Dont stop wondering
Tiffany Nguyen, 19, bitches. Cupertino Class of 2012. High School Graduate(:Anonymous asked: What about getting fingered?
I guess, it’s like part of the package deal, right? LOL
i want a a restraining order against every spider
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
Anonymous asked: do you like giving oral or receiving oral better?
Uhm I believe everything is a two way street
The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
what if it was nature’s rubix cube
what if
it was literally a tiny rubix cube
But it totally is!
Small and fun to play with…
Y’know. You twist it. Turn it. Figure out the right ways to do so.
Then BAM. Puzzle solved.
when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with
who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
I want that ghost card.
